Why are you so cheap?

I get this a lot! My answer is quite simple....if I charged double, would you book in as much? The truth is, Holistic therapy works best when you have it regularly so I really want to make sure everyone can afford it as much as they need. It's worth double and I value it beyond that but realistically, I want you to get better as quickly as possible.

Are you properly qualified?

Yes, I really am! All of my qualifications are available to see upon request and are all from regulated and VTCT approved regulatory bodies.

How often should I book?

That really is up to you however, for chronic conditions or long term issues and complaints, I would recommend you book a treatment for 4 weeks in a row to give your body a massive boost and kickstart. Then drop it to fortnightly for 4-12 sessions then monthly after that. Everyone is different and so is the healing process. I can promise that one session will make you feel better though.

Should massage hurt?

Quite simply....no! If ever I'm going to do something I feel may be painful, I will always let you know.

My advice to people is that if I'm working an area and it is sore but you are secretly hoping I keep going, that's a good pain! If you are lying there thinking you are near death...that's not! There is no benefit to a painful massage!

How do I know what to book?

The truth is that they all work. I offer so many choices because we are all so different and what we prefer alters too. It's important the body doesn't get too used to only one type of treatment but no matter what you book, I can promise you there will be many, many benefits

Does it matter what size I am?

Absolutely not. Size is totally irrelevant and believe me when I say, I've been there! I get that it can be an un-nerving experience initially but I do everything I can to ensure your dignity at all times and also to make you feel as comfortable as I can throughout.

Can I tell you anything?

If the walls could talk! It's called therapy for a reason and yes, you can tell me anything at all but please be aware that I am not a qualified counsellor and although I take confidentiality very seriously, I am under obligation to report any instances where I feel someone could be a harm to themselves or to others. This also includes past actions so if you're a serial killer, it's best you don't bring that up!

Does it matter if I haven't shaved my legs?!

I get asked this enough for it to warrant its own box!

It makes no difference whatsoever! Male clients generally don't shave their legs either so I promise, a few days growth of leg hair or anywhere else...really makes no difference and the truth is, I will never notice!

Do we have to talk all the way through?

Shockingly, no! But this is your therapy session and I will always follow your lead so if you talk, I reply! As soon as you feel you are done making conversation, just stop talking and I do the same!

Does it matter if I don't believe it will work?

Your belief doesn't stop a treatment working but it absolutely does play a part in how quickly it happens. The best advice I can give you is to keep an open mind. I don't offer miracles I'm afraid but I've seen them happen many times.

Can you diagnose me?

I am NOT a doctor, far from it! I have no medical training although some of the treatments and equipment are classed as medical but that's as far as it goes.

Holistic therapy works alongside modern medicine. I would never advise anyone to stop taking medication and always advise seeing a GP when needed.

Do you do happy endings?

Admit it, you thought it! And yes, I get asked this a lot but mainly out of interest!

If the happy ending you are looking for is less pain, less stress and a more balanced body that works better than ever before then yes, I do those!

Anything else....you're at the wrong place!